What I’m thankful for: every Thanksgiving, I always say the same old thing. “I’m grateful for friends, family, food, etc…” so much so, that the words have actually lost its meaning recently. But this holiday season, I have never meant it more than I have now. I can truly say I am grateful for the amazing people I have gotten the opportunity to meet this year. The adventures, the journeys, all of the amazing experiences, are all things I’ll take with me for the rest of my life. And I have so many people to thank that for. Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Stay safe and have fun out there. ☺ 🍂🍃🍁 #simpoclock
oh fuck no.
HELL TO THE NAW MOTHAFUCKAZ
Ahaha that looks so cool, I’d be like WAIT COME BACK!!
fuck that son i’d be out
This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.
Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—
AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE
WHAT IS THAT SMELL
IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE
FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT
I won’t take a bullet for anyone because if I have time to jump in front of a bullet, you have time to move.
y’know, you probably just made tons of songs seem completely pointless.
you are currently a ‘basic bitch’ please upgrade to ‘premium bitch’ for only 3 payments of $19.95
don’t be friends with seniors because they will graduate and leave you and it’ll suck
DON’T BE FRIENDS WITH UNDERCLASSMEN BECAUSE YOU WILL HAVE TO LEAVE THEM AND IT WILL SUCK
don’t be friends with seniors if you’re a senior because they’ll go to a different college than you and it will suck
dont make friends
glad we sorted that out guys
why is your suitcase full of rocks??
I DONT TELL YOU HOW TO LIVE YOUR LIFE
THE FUTURE IS NOW
i don’t think anyone understands how badly i want this and how much i hate carrying shit
me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”
woah okay so the host girl is just
whoa oh my god the thirst is real
the thirst IS real.
dang she thirsty
oh she real thirsty.