"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."
"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."
A writer for the new york times interviewed a series of people who had survived jumping off the golden gate bridge. Every person she interviewed admitted that about two thirds of the way down, they realized that every seemingly meaningless problem that caused them to jump was fixable.
Every single one.
THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT
current emotion: that barn from the walking dead
WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE, SPONGEBOB
WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY
this gif fixes sadness
World War everything ended.
Because I haven’t actually been on tumblr in a good year or two and forgot how funny it was. And I’m surprised to see that I still have a pretty good following on this thing. lol. Hi guys.
by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime